It's hard to be in the crowd...

Hey, coach of a ninth-grade select team! I sat next to you at last night's playoff games. Remember me? We were both there as fans...I recognized you from doing one of your games last weekend, but you probably didn't recognize me.

Let me give you a clue:

You can't yell "Let them play!" back-to-back with "Come on! Call that!" It makes you into a walking paradox!

You probably aren't capable of recognizing the fact that you looked bad last night. Your best bet going forward would be to cheer for your team and keep the officiating comments to yourself.

Or, you could join our association. I'll buy you your first shirt. Come on board.